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      #12
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      Someone at work (who happens to be female) has an ongoing problem with her home internet connection meaning she's having to stay late at the office to finish work when she could be at home. I had a mifi dongle in my bag which I haven't used in ages and wouldn't miss if she borrowed it for a couple of weeks and it wouldn't cost me anything in data charges either (as long as she stayed in the limit).

      As this was the second time I've ever spoken to her, I decided to avoid any awkwardness about possible motives and not offer it.
      You could suggest she gets one? Not creepy at all in my book.
      Have you been openly leering, though?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        #13
        ah yes, the old,
        ' I understand you are free tonight, do you mind i I slip you a dongle'
        approach


        lock up your daughters



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          You could always invite her round to surf on your fat pipe.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            You could suggest she gets one? Not creepy at all in my book.
            Have you been openly leering, though?
            She has got fantastic legs

            Never, I'm far too much of a gentleman
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              Someone at work (who happens to be female) has an ongoing problem with her home internet connection meaning she's having to stay late at the office to finish work when she could be at home. I had a mifi dongle in my bag which I haven't used in ages and wouldn't miss if she borrowed it for a couple of weeks and it wouldn't cost me anything in data charges either (as long as she stayed in the limit).

              As this was the second time I've ever spoken to her, I decided to avoid any awkwardness about possible motives and not offer it.
              Hmmm...

              Reading too much into an innocent scenario. You're colleagues so you have a get out of jail free card.
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                You could always invite her round to surf on your fat pipe.
                The problem there will be throttling. By his wife.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
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                  Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 5 June 2022, 09:24.

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                    #19
                    Is she hot ?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by adubya View Post
                      Is she hot ?
                      Good thinking. Turn the heating up so she starts to loosen her clothing.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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