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You could suggest she gets one? Not creepy at all in my book.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostSomeone at work (who happens to be female) has an ongoing problem with her home internet connection meaning she's having to stay late at the office to finish work when she could be at home. I had a mifi dongle in my bag which I haven't used in ages and wouldn't miss if she borrowed it for a couple of weeks and it wouldn't cost me anything in data charges either (as long as she stayed in the limit).
As this was the second time I've ever spoken to her, I decided to avoid any awkwardness about possible motives and not offer it.
Have you been openly leering, though?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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ah yes, the old,
' I understand you are free tonight, do you mind i I slip you a dongle'
approach
lock up your daughters
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You could always invite her round to surf on your fat pipe.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou could suggest she gets one? Not creepy at all in my book.
Have you been openly leering, though?She has got fantastic legs
Never, I'm far too much of a gentlemanCoffee's for closersComment
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Hmmm...Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostSomeone at work (who happens to be female) has an ongoing problem with her home internet connection meaning she's having to stay late at the office to finish work when she could be at home. I had a mifi dongle in my bag which I haven't used in ages and wouldn't miss if she borrowed it for a couple of weeks and it wouldn't cost me anything in data charges either (as long as she stayed in the limit).
As this was the second time I've ever spoken to her, I decided to avoid any awkwardness about possible motives and not offer it.
Reading too much into an innocent scenario. You're colleagues so you have a get out of jail free card.Comment
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The problem there will be throttling. By his wife.Originally posted by doodab View PostYou could always invite her round to surf on your fat pipe.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Good thinking. Turn the heating up so she starts to loosen her clothing.Originally posted by adubya View PostIs she hot ?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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