...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?
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Buy her a shoe lace - those thin ones that keep coming undone.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?
Then she'll keep bending over to do them up?
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Ask Mrs Tester what she'd recommendOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?Comment
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wot? more latex?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAsk Mrs Tester what she'd recommendAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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So I take it you don't like the job already and are trying to get dismissed via nefarious ways involving females?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Actually I quite like the job, but I'm a cynical bastard and I know they'll chuck me out some day, so if they do I may as well make sure it's for an amusing reason.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSo I take it you don't like the job already and are trying to get dismissed via nefarious ways involving females?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's the 21st century now! Get with it man!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you thought about talking to her first? Feel free to call me old fashioned......And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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