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Quentin Crisp??Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBoth I and the wife are top notch contractors earning a mint. When I retired from playing semi professional cricket I bought a rundown house in Somerset with 20 acres. I bought another in France and live in a camper van and was toying with opening a child play centre/creche/cafe/canoe business (delete as required).I am familiar with Bridgewater and quarries in the North of England and think I'm an Internet warrior. Did I also mention I had a house in France. I'm 'ard me, but not 'ard enough for the army.
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Close. Think of someone a little less butch.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostQuentin Crisp??
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh dear, pressed your buttons there didn't we MF...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBoth I and the wife are top notch contractors earning a mint. When I retired from playing semi professional cricket I bought a rundown house in Somerset with 20 acres. I bought another in France and live in a camper van and was toying with opening a child play centre/creche/cafe/canoe business (delete as required).I am familiar with Bridgewater and quarries in the North of England and think I'm an Internet warrior. Did I also mention I had a house in France. I'm 'ard me, but not 'ard enough for the army.
Who am I?
Too funny.
little fish caught first cast.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostSo, who here best fits this description?
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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