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Quentin Crisp??Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBoth I and the wife are top notch contractors earning a mint. When I retired from playing semi professional cricket I bought a rundown house in Somerset with 20 acres. I bought another in France and live in a camper van and was toying with opening a child play centre/creche/cafe/canoe business (delete as required).I am familiar with Bridgewater and quarries in the North of England and think I'm an Internet warrior. Did I also mention I had a house in France. I'm 'ard me, but not 'ard enough for the army.
Who am I?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Close. Think of someone a little less butch.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostQuentin Crisp??
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh dear, pressed your buttons there didn't we MF...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBoth I and the wife are top notch contractors earning a mint. When I retired from playing semi professional cricket I bought a rundown house in Somerset with 20 acres. I bought another in France and live in a camper van and was toying with opening a child play centre/creche/cafe/canoe business (delete as required).I am familiar with Bridgewater and quarries in the North of England and think I'm an Internet warrior. Did I also mention I had a house in France. I'm 'ard me, but not 'ard enough for the army.
Who am I?
Too funny.
little fish caught first cast.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostSo, who here best fits this description?
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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