Originally posted by centurian
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What would you not do even though its lawful?
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That amounts to government interference in business, and that won't be something that encourages investment in the UK. Who decides what's an acceptable branding fee in your scenario?Will work inside IR35. Or for food. -
IMO best way is to just make branding fees non tax deductible. If companies want to setup here then they should pay tax.Comment
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DoesOriginally posted by zeitghostI thought that too, until I had the opportunity.
Which, oddly enough, I grasped with both hands.
As it were.

count as adultery?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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No, he said he used *both* handsOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostDoes
count as adultery?Comment
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Just because the only reason she could possibly be interested in you is money.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHave sex with a 16 year old girl.Comment
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I don't smoke and that's (still) legal; similarly I wouldn't do pot or LSD or speed or ... if they were legalised. And I've no idea if prostitution is legal or not but I wouldn't do that either (from either side!)Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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This which are legal which I would not do:
I would not cheat on my wife (have had that tested by two different 'friends' of hers - although not at the same time).
When I was single I did wouldn not touch with a girl if she was the girlfriend of a friend. If her boyfriend was not a mate then she was still fair game, that was his problem.
I do not use training sessions to disguise hurting people (the old 'oops sorry, I misjudged that'). If you have ever done martial arts you have probably met people like this, I strongly dislike it.
I try to minimise the amount of times I lie or fail to do what I say I am going to do.
Hmmm ... I actually thought that this list would be longer. Hopefully I am just having a mental block.Comment
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With you on the prostitution!Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't smoke and that's (still) legal; similarly I wouldn't do pot or LSD or speed or ... if they were legalised. And I've no idea if prostitution is legal or not but I wouldn't do that either (from either side!)How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Do you charge yourself out for Stag nights? You sound like a right fecking party animal.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't smoke and that's (still) legal; similarly I wouldn't do pot or LSD or speed or ... if they were legalised. And I've no idea if prostitution is legal or not but I wouldn't do that either (from either side!)
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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