Things are getting a bit moist out there....
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How do you build an ark?
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It's just a big boat innit.
Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRCWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThings are getting a bit moist out there....Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's just a big boat innit.
Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRC
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an ancient measure of length, approximately equal to the length of a forearm. It was typically about 18 inches or 44 cm, though there was a long cubit of about 21 inches or 52 cm.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Them Mayan fellas may have been on to something eh?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's just a big boat innit.
Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRCComment
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You need gopher wood. And nails. That's your starter for 10. You figure it out from there.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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