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Please God, grant me MAD SKILLZ!!
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You should have asked for self-confidence and the rest would be easy.Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostI always wished I was really really good at something.Comment
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Sit next to Cliphead at the next social get together. Some of it may rub off on you.Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostI always wished I was really really good at something. There is just something ineffably cool about true mastery. In chronological order, here are the areas in which I wished I had MAD SKILLZ!
1) Making loads of money
2) Seducing hot women to have sex with me
3) BMX freestyle (park and street)
4) Martial Arts for self defence
5) Something creative such as making original music or artworkSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostInteresting comment AtW!
A few years back I got really into PUA/Self-improvement. I gained a lot of confidence and dated many hot girls. However... they still rejected me, despite my newfound confidence (and self-belief). I think when it comes to seducing women, you need money and a big knob, but on its own it's not enough. You also need other things (e.g. Dominance, Playfullness, Social Proof, Kino Escallation, etc). If you were riding a fast motorcycle (superbike), would you rather have confidence, or competence (and a healthy fear of the bike)?*
By the way, good luck with SKA. I hope you get super rich and laugh at all the suckers who doubted you!





* - Respect to Mystery for that analogy.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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WHS. And I'm modest.Originally posted by Platypus View PostOh, I thought everybody has those skills. Seems pretty standard to me.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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FTFYOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostWould help if you weren't a fat useless waste of space with a small knob.Comment
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