UK's most desirable places

[mudskipper]

It's not the most exciting of areas. There are no local brothels, getting hold of drugs is nigh on impossible and there's a never a fella in my local pub selling knocked off gear.

It's rubbish.

PM me.

[MarillionFan]

PM me.

I didnt realise you'd give up being on the game and had diversified.

[mudskipper]

And of course, there's this:

Fleet is the sexiest place in the UK | Fleet People

Trowbridge is also on the list - something you're not telling us?

[MarillionFan]

And of course, there's this:

Fleet is the sexiest place in the UK | Fleet People

Trowbridge is also on the list - something you're not telling us?

I knew that half price sex toy promotion with every sledge was going to be a winner last year.

[psychocandy]

Nah. It should definitely be Wales. and the valleys at that....

[AtW]

Birmingham is not in the list.

[bless 'em all]

Birmingham is not in the list.

That's shocking! You should complain. Or something.

[SantaClaus]

"Hart, in the north-east corner of Hampshire, has been dubbed "a step back in time", with 84 sq miles of green wooded landscape and the county's largest freshwater lake, Fleet Pond."

Oh, so you mean it's on a flood plain

As for St Albans at no.11, it's not called "Snorebans" for nothing. The youths in the Town hang about on the streets, bored out of their tiny minds, getting pissed on alcopops. Oh, and all the state schools are oversubscribed, cause everyone has heard how great the town is for schooling.

[OwlHoot]

Birmingham is not in the list.

It is on the list - Of Dante Aligieri's 7 levels of hell

Wasn't too bad in the 70s, but has gone to pot since then