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Ah... but he's under my protection.Originally posted by cojak View Postif ever there was a poster that proves that mods don't run CUK as their personal fiefdoms it's the OP.
I'd have kicked the little fekker out months ago.

btw - lay people are the non-priests. A "lay preacher" is a member of the laity who is a preacher - i.e. not part of the clergy.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Translation:-Originally posted by mos View Post







I was having a beer and a joint when Dodgy Agent came in and hugged me.
We had a chat about contracting and I had to buy him a beer and some grub. I then passed out.
When I came round, I found the old git had stolen my wallet.
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Originally posted by ctdctd View PostTranslation:-
I was having a beer and a joint when Dodgy Agent came in and hugged me.
We had a chat about contracting and I had to buy him a beer and some grub. I then passed out.
When I came round, I found the old git had stolen my wallet.

If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Could there be a mod fight?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAh... but he's under my protection.
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Only if there are rockers as wellOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCould there be a mod fight?
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostOnly if there are rockers as well

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