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You've got to be tulipting me!

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    #11
    Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.
      Hopefully that will stop you going commando
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Oh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.
        I think you've blown your free upgrade.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.
          I doubt it as Mich has taste, Kate Moss is rough as ****, probably even too rough for you
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I doubt it as Mich has taste, Kate Moss is rough as ****, probably even too rough for you
            Caprice ?
            If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I think Mich would
              FTFY

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