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Reply to: You've got to be tulipting me!
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Previously on "You've got to be tulipting me!"
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I doubt it as Mich has taste, Kate Moss is rough as ****, probably even too rough for youOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.
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I think you've blown your free upgrade.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.
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Hopefully that will stop you going commandoOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh bugger my left bollock was hanging out.
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As much as I like tall stories on the way here I joked with the driver about my misfortune and that Id most likely land up sat next to four super models on the way home.Originally posted by hyperD View Post
At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!
Safe trip.
Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPassport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.

At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!
Safe trip.
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Passport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.Originally posted by hyperD View PostYou sure you've not been mugged?
Punched in the face: broken tooth?
Robbed: stolen passport?
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Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!
On way back to hotel!!!!
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Painkillers & brandy?
You should be able to get an emergency dental appointment tomorrow.
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