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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Who?
    An evil perverted poster who used to post porn in Light Relief. He saw the error of his ways when a young good looking suave sophisticated charming intelligent poster pointed out his shortcomings.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      An evil perverted poster who used to post porn in Light Relief.
      Sounds a top geezer to me.

      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      He saw the error of his ways when a young good looking suave sophisticated charming intelligent poster pointed out his shortcomings.
      Do you mean NAT or RH or cojak?

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        bit players.

        look at that rasher manger, and the wise men. and the animals
        who ever heard of an animal made of pork ? genius
        They didn't have a pig though, which is a shame
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          mmmmm, bacon
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            It's only a matter of time before McDonalds have a 'Yuletide Special - Baby Cheeses in a blanket".
            The vegetarian option.

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              It's Gentile who love a length of pork sausage.

              allegedly



              FTFY

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Sounds a top geezer to me.



                Do you mean NAT or RH or cojak?
                Aren't they the three wise men?
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Aren't they the three wise men?
                  I thought we had to scrap the CUK nativity because we couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin (well a female one anyway).

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