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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The most intelligent thing that ever came out of my wife's mouth was my penis.
    What a coincidence. Mine was the most intelligent thing that ever came in... never mind.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      What a coincidence. Mine was the most intelligent thing that ever came in... never mind.
      The Dutch ladies beach volleyball team?

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        The Dutch ladies beach volleyball team?
        Not at the same time as Mrs BP; still trying to set that one up.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Not at the same time as Mrs BP; still trying to set that one up.
          I know. Between the postman, gasman, ocado man and me putting her on the streets finding a slot (in her diary) is difficult these days.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I know. Between the postman, gasman, ocado man and me putting her on the streets finding a slot (in her diary) is difficult these days.
            There's something about indoor volleyball that appeals to me even more than the beach variant. Can't think what it is, maybe just a numbers game. Like the backside on number 16 here;

            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              There's something about indoor volleyball that appeals to me even more than the beach variant. Can't think what it is, maybe just a numbers game. Like the backside on number 16 here;
              I think She would look better in swimwear. Though I quite fancy joining the opposition hug - looks fun.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I don't think he should go home. I think he should go to North Korea.
                Isn't it always amazing that when there is a breakout of violence in that area..tony is not around. And he's not involved in stopping it. Other than rolling out the old 'Israel right to defend itself' line - he serves no purpose.

                He has made himself - and the bank he works for - millions by being in that area. About the only thing he does for the palestinians is rip them off.
                McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  The most intelligent thing that ever came out of my wife's mouth was my penis.
                  Quality Approved CUK Posting ™
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                    He has made himself - and the bank he works for - millions by being in that area. About the only thing he does for the palestinians is rip them off.
                    You'd think he'd be something of a CUK hero...
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      You'd think he'd be something of a CUK hero...
                      Where is dodgy agent when you need him!
                      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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