There's this bloke at work

[suityou01]

Looks like you'll be out before Xmas.

Such a shame you got that 3 week extension. When I got back week before last I immediately hired a contractor on the Tuesday. He had all the skills you have and I am more than happy to take feedback as I've inherited a failing project.

Oh of what could have been.

BTW. If someone does actually slam a door in your face, and I mean a proper aggressive fook off you worthless piece of tulip slam, the solution is to open the door, tell them to fook off & get right in their face. Doesn't matter who it is.

Inshallah!

[SupremeSpod]

And so the cycle begins again.

[suityou01]

And so the cycle begins again.

1/10

[DimPrawn]

This is a joke thread, right?

The OP is a joke, yes.

[doodab]

So if you point stuff out you must point out solution.

That is the sort of mindless cockjibbering that lets bad managers get away with being *****. If they haven't seen the ******* problems they should be glad that someone has been kind enough to point it out. Getting pissy because a problem isn't magically solved by the person who happens to point it out is the hallmark of someone who adds absolutely zero value to the world.

[EternalOptimist]

That is the sort of mindless cockjibbering that lets bad managers get away with being *****. If they haven't seen the ******* problems they should be glad that someone has been kind enough to point it out. Getting pissy because a problem isn't magically solved by the person who happens to point it out is the hallmark of someone who adds absolutely zero value to the world.

It's a fact of life. sometimes you have to deal with people who add no value.
If you dont have the power to sideline them, you have to live with them.
If you dont have the power to bypass them, you have to eat their sh1t


sometimes you just have to accept that in order to get 1% of good stuff in, you have to put in 5% of stupidity

It's nice when you are in control
but if you are not, what do you do ? throw your toys out ?
or man it out

[doodab]

It's a fact of life. sometimes you have to deal with people who add no value.
If you dont have the power to sideline them, you have to live with them.
If you dont have the power to bypass them, you have to eat their sh1t


sometimes you just have to accept that in order to get 1% of good stuff in, you have to put in 5% of stupidity

It's nice when you are in control
but if you are not, what do you do ? throw your toys out ?
or man it out

Tell them they are useless *****. Preferably in front of everyone else, just in case anyone was under any illusions that they aren't. Then try and solve the problem, quite probably with the help of other people who know that the useless **** is a useless ****.

[EternalOptimist]

Tell them they are useless *****. Preferably in front of everyone else, just in case anyone was under any illusions that they aren't. Then try and solve the problem, quite probably with the help of other people who know that the useless **** is a useless ****.

This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard. ever


can you not think of any situation where this is sh!te advice ????

[doodab]

This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard. ever


can you not think of any situation where this is sh!te advice ????

Well, if i'd been kidnapped by maniacs with guns and the cheif maniac kept getting lost or couldn't drive properly or did that thing where he gave the good guy far to many chances to escape and seduce his female sidekick I might consider toning it down but apart from that, no.

[EternalOptimist]

Well, if i'd been kidnapped by maniacs with guns and the cheif maniac kept getting lost or couldn't drive properly or did that thing where he gave the good guy far to many chances to escape and seduce his female sidekick I might consider toning it down but apart from that, no.

first off, there not be an 'everybody else'

second, they may be the md

third off, they may be a top bloke who has been drafted out of their comfort zone


there are a load more - try thinking ouside your box