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Who's been in a band and why.

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    #11
    Who's been in a band and why.

    A colleague of mine during the nineties was asked to invest 2k in a band and refused.

    They where from Manchester and called 'Oasis'...

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      #12
      I got tired of playing in bands, too many tulipe songs, too many tulipe lyrics written by tits who cannot sing who want to express their gloom.

      Also it is easy for guitarists to ramp it up to 11, being a drummer you have to put in a shift to keep up with the volume, after 3 hours in a studio you would be punted. After an hour the arms would be gone.

      Was watching the Michael Jackson Bad show the other night and the drummer was saying keeping a shuffle going for 9 minutes is tough. damn right it is.

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I'm so great. Everyone else is crap. Everything is a disappointment
        FTFY. In fact you could save yourself a lot of time and just copy-paste it for most of your posts.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          The first band I was in was called Psychedelic Orgasm which then turned into Social *******
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            FTFY. In fact you could save yourself a lot of time and just copy-paste it for most of your posts.
            Well, I do well on the kit, know some stuff on the guitar and hold it together just about on the piano.

            More than can be said for youself.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              I've been in four of the five Spice Girls
              Did they zig-a-zig ahhh?

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                #17
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                Well, I do well on the kit, know some stuff on the guitar and hold it together just about on the piano.

                More than can be said for youself.
                edit: can't be bothered to insult you after all
                Last edited by d000hg; 6 December 2012, 20:32.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  edit: can't be bothered to insult you after all
                  dont quit while you're ahead


                  go on. give him some







                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    edit: can't be bothered to insult you after all
                    Doog, you posted an image of you back garden last year with the snow, I thought "that is really tulipty small garden for a contractor to have"

                    Let's face it, you are pretty crap and taking in the money but have some amount of bluster.

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                      #20
                      Stalker alert

                      You really do measure your own worth only by comparison to others don't you? When that comparison doesn't look so great, you them seek to pull others down to redress the balance... "I'm better than you, you're tulip"

                      Oh wait, I just posted that. You could have copy-pasted it as I suggested.

                      Although:
                      Let's face it, you are pretty crap and taking in the money but have some amount of bluster.
                      Can you rephrase that?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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