Its Winter, runny nose time

[Mich the Tester]

I wonder if a swimmer's nose-clip would work.

But maybe if you blow too hard the pressure build up will cause the snot to escape somewhere, or even to push something else out of the way, like your eyes or your brain.

[SupremeSpod]

I wonder if a swimmer's nose-clip would work.

Do you fancy snot coming out of your ears or eyes?

Coz that's what'll happen!

[Mich the Tester]

Do you fancy snot coming out of your ears or eyes?

Coz that's what'll happen!

...and you might get a shart as an added bonus.