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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOr the PA is actually a bloke and they have a little game of soggy biscuit
It never got the chance to get soggy. Much better to bolt it down in a crunchComment
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Go with the flow on the first day; I've always been taken to lunch, no matter how foul.
Then make sure you take a late/early lunch so you don't have to get into those ridiculous cycles where you all lunch together and talk shop.
Isn't that a delicious Shortbread with a custard cream like topping I have been told aboutComment
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Today is my first day, and I am not taking my chutney sandwich with me.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Originally posted by pmeswani View PostToday is my first day, and I am not taking my chutney sandwich with me.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Re: First day of a new contract. Do you...
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMake your own in the canteen. Don't forget to lick the spoon.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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First day of a new contract. Do you...
Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostI am ex military - I know of Sticky Biscuit.
It never got the chance to get soggy. Much better to bolt it down in a crunchComment
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"Sticky Biscuit" sounds like one of those crazy British nuclear weapon concepts from the second world war. You know, like the nuclear landmines kept warm with chickens.
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