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I am ex military - I know of Sticky Biscuit.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOr the PA is actually a bloke and they have a little game of soggy biscuit
It never got the chance to get soggy. Much better to bolt it down in a crunch
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Go with the flow on the first day; I've always been taken to lunch, no matter how foul.
Then make sure you take a late/early lunch so you don't have to get into those ridiculous cycles where you all lunch together and talk shop.
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Today is my first day, and I am not taking my chutney sandwich with me.
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Make your own in the canteen. Don't forget to lick the spoon.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostToday is my first day, and I am not taking my chutney sandwich with me.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well, the canteen is all the rave... :banghead:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMake your own in the canteen. Don't forget to lick the spoon.
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First day of a new contract. Do you...
Have you played 'Freckles'?Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostI am ex military - I know of Sticky Biscuit.
It never got the chance to get soggy. Much better to bolt it down in a crunch
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"Sticky Biscuit" sounds like one of those crazy British nuclear weapon concepts from the second world war. You know, like the nuclear landmines kept warm with chickens.
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