If I weren't in IT I would be an....

[TheMonkey]

I think I'd be a professional hustler when I sit and think about it.

[Helios]

I would be a Counterfeiter. There is no more genuine way of making money.

Print the notes, sell them for small arms in Africa, sell the smalls arms for several kilos of cocaine in South America, sell the cocaine in London for a bungalow in yorkshire. Talk about profit. A 500k bungalow for several sheets of paper and engraving/printing equipment. That Rocks. Don't give me ideas. LOL.