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Now what would she do with that combination?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostShe's had both a goat and tea towels in the past...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yeah, thought about that. Not sure how she'd get on with it. Will give it some thought.Originally posted by eek View PostHas she got a Kindle. My 90 year old (and near blind) Gran swears by hers.Comment
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Don't make the mistake of pre-loading 50 shades of Grey on it. It's not about the different characteristics of nice old people. Allegedly.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYeah, thought about that. Not sure how she'd get on with it. Will give it some thought.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Get a coctail bar installed on the Stanna stair lift
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I've still got some quality schmutter in the garage from our closed shop which I can let you have for £100What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I used to buy the parents hardback books for Christmas, often pretty expensive, until on one visit they wondered if I could take a box load of books down to the charity shop. Guess which books the box was full of, all lovingly inscribed! So from now on it's a couple of DVDs each Christmas.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Sorted.
Mine's getting one of these. Big button mobile phone Think I'll forget to program the SOS button - don't fancy getting called every time she accidentally presses it.
His will get garden centre vouchers unless he comes up with something better before we see them in a fortnight.Comment
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Its a complete waste of money buying people things, just buy yourself what you want and cut out the middle man.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI used to buy the parents hardback books for Christmas, often pretty expensive, until on one visit they wondered if I could take a box load of books down to the charity shop. Guess which books the box was full of, all lovingly inscribed! So from now on it's a couple of DVDs each Christmas.Comment
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