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horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?

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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    er, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone

    ok, hows about this :-


    I say, I say, I say
    what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?


    A warm glow of satisfaction
    A guaranteed flat rate
    A round of applause
    Revenge
    etc.....



    I miss EO......

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      #42
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I miss Syphalis......
      Ftfy
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I miss EO......
        I guess all this modern technology was just too much for him....

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          #44
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          I guess all this modern technology was just too much for him....

          ahh, the telling bone

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            #45
            RIP Catweazle.

            At least 93 was a better innings than most English cricketers.

            IIRC EO flounced after getting a temp ban for a dodgy photo (didn't see it so take it on the mod's word ). Ladbrokes are offering bets on whether AtW does same after being shafted out of his annual 'last post of year' competition following a similar temp ban.
            Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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              #46
              "The first few weeks of joining weight watchers, you're just finding your feet!"


              "A rotund girl came up to me once and said 'Oi! I think you're being fatist' I said no dear, you're fattest."

              "David Cameron said he was going to put a cap on immigrants coming to the UK - which is wrong and against human rights - they should be able to wear what they like!"

              Some of my favourite Jimmy Carr lines to hopefully maybe cheer you up a little OP. Sorry to hear of your sucky day. Hit Jobserve - seems to have been an explosion of jobs in the infrastructure sector the last couple of days Good luck.

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                #47
                Originally posted by mattfx View Post
                "The first few weeks of joining weight watchers, you're just finding your feet!"


                "A rotund girl came up to me once and said 'Oi! I think you're being fatist' I said no dear, you're fattest."

                "David Cameron said he was going to put a cap on immigrants coming to the UK - which is wrong and against human rights - they should be able to wear what they like!"

                Some of my favourite Jimmy Carr lines to hopefully maybe cheer you up a little OP. Sorry to hear of your sucky day. Hit Jobserve - seems to have been an explosion of jobs in the infrastructure sector the last couple of days Good luck.
                I doubt that the OP has sustained the emotions 5 years later. We may never hear from him.
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #48
                  Hah! I hadn't noticed the epic thread bump.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I miss Syphalis......
                    The nickname of ex-mrs-bp.

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                      #50
                      So a man walks into an optician's. Ouch.
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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