horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?

[Scoobos]

I thought you working for a charity on a peppercorn rate?

On a cost recovery model, so I charge out only what I save them during my time here. When I leave they reap long term savings - its a gamble but its working well so far for both of us. The 3rd parties / service providers are growing to hate me though, I'm pretty sure I've burnt a few bridges .

EO do you have a punchline mate? I'd like to hear it .

d000hg - I didn't really respond other than going really red faced and feeling inner rage ... I suppose I just have to deal with it.

[Mich the Tester]

This usually works for me. Or Beethoven's 9th.

[SimonMac]

[EternalOptimist]

EO do you have a punchline mate? I'd like to hear it .

er, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone

ok, hows about this :-


I say, I say, I say
what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?


A warm glow of satisfaction
A guaranteed flat rate
A round of applause
Revenge
etc.....

[MarillionFan]

You should have retorted straight away that you were off over Xmas and that you could provide a replacement if pushed.

You are a team member, but its just you're on a Bosman and should act as such.

[Zippy]

er, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone

ok, hows about this :-


I say, I say, I say
what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?


A warm glow of satisfaction
A guaranteed flat rate
A round of applause
Revenge
etc.....

A good start
Oily tarmac
1000 references

[Mich the Tester]

I say, I say, I say
what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?

A one dimensional individual.


Erm, wait, we don't really need the steam roller for that do we?

[EternalOptimist]

I say, I say, I say

What would you rather be or a wasp ?

[Mich the Tester]

I say, I say, I say

What would you rather be or a wasp ?

Umm, do we have to guess the missing word?

[EternalOptimist]

Umm, do we have to guess the missing word?