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horrible day in the office :( got any jokes?

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    #21
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I thought you working for a charity on a peppercorn rate?
    On a cost recovery model, so I charge out only what I save them during my time here. When I leave they reap long term savings - its a gamble but its working well so far for both of us. The 3rd parties / service providers are growing to hate me though, I'm pretty sure I've burnt a few bridges .

    EO do you have a punchline mate? I'd like to hear it .

    d000hg - I didn't really respond other than going really red faced and feeling inner rage ... I suppose I just have to deal with it.
    Last edited by Scoobos; 21 November 2012, 16:13.

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      #22
      This usually works for me. Or Beethoven's 9th.

      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
          EO do you have a punchline mate? I'd like to hear it .
          er, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone

          ok, hows about this :-


          I say, I say, I say
          what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?


          A warm glow of satisfaction
          A guaranteed flat rate
          A round of applause
          Revenge
          etc.....



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #25
            You should have retorted straight away that you were off over Xmas and that you could provide a replacement if pushed.

            You are a team member, but its just you're on a Bosman and should act as such.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              er, i hadn't thought of a punchline. It was ajust a nice thought stand alone

              ok, hows about this :-


              I say, I say, I say
              what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?


              A warm glow of satisfaction
              A guaranteed flat rate
              A round of applause
              Revenge
              etc.....



              A good start
              Oily tarmac
              1000 references
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                I say, I say, I say
                what do you get if you cross an agent with a steamroller ?

                A one dimensional individual.


                Erm, wait, we don't really need the steam roller for that do we?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  I say, I say, I say

                  What would you rather be or a wasp ?
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I say, I say, I say

                    What would you rather be or a wasp ?
                    Umm, do we have to guess the missing word?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Umm, do we have to guess the missing word?



                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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