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Any of you agricultural types know of a good 4WD for Pater?

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    #21
    Any of you agricultural types know of a good 4WD for Pater?

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, but Sasguru Sr would be driving it. Is that really wise?
    So sas gets his inheritance slightly earlier. What is the problem?
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I don't think a 500bhp 4x4 rally car would have a problem.
      Have you ever driven along a farm track after a few days of rain? A 500hp rally car would succesfully spread mud all over a large area, possibly splattering the walls of the house, or worse, the pub, while entombing itself in a fragrant mélange of cowtulip, mud and silage. The six toed yokels would all come out with their dogs to squint at you and the RAC would send someone in a van to laugh at you and tell you he can't help. Eventually some building contractor would have to bring in a JCB and pull you out, and send you a huge invoice for doing so. Someone would take pictures and stick your portrait on the wall of the local pub with a small banner above it saying 'clueless townie of the year'.

      Leave this to country folks; he needs a sensible 4X4.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Have you ever driven along a farm track after a few days of rain? A 500hp rally car would succesfully spread mud all over a large area, possibly splattering the walls of the house, or worse, the pub, while entombing itself in a fragrant mélange of cowtulip, mud and silage. The six toed yokels would all come out with their dogs to squint at you and the RAC would send someone in a van to laugh at you and tell you he can't help. Eventually some building contractor would have to bring in a JCB and pull you out, and send you a huge invoice for doing so. Someone would take pictures and stick your portrait on the wall of the local pub with a small banner above it saying 'clueless townie of the year'.

        Leave this to country folks; he needs a sensible 4X4.
        No, you are right of course.

        Something sensible.

        Used MERCEDES-BENZ G CLASS G63 5DR TIP AUTO LHD ++ for sale - PistonHeads (Ref 901704)

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          #24
          Remember, it's ass we're talking about; looking at his lineage, his dad would need to carry his girlfriend about, and as it's proper 6 toed land, it's likely to be an animal and there's no S1 Quattro I know that can carry sheep, although one did carry Michelle Mouton about for a few years

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            #25
            Skoda Yeti, honest. Good reviews and good price
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Skoda Yeti, honest. Good reviews and good price
              Yep, didn't think of that one. Looks quite worthwhile.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                .
                2) SAS is rich enough to buy it for pater without blinking. Or is his wealth the lie we know it is.
                I'm relatively cash poor now I'm not working. And Pater can afford it.
                Forester seems the right combination of toughness, ability, size and price.
                Will look into it.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Jeep?

                  Well if you wanted it purely for it's off road capabilities you can't go wrong with a Defender, or if you fancy being a little different, how about a Jeep Wrangler, the 2.8 diesel will get you 30mpg and they're fairly cheap to service, granted the interiors are a little "minimalistic" but they're not bad on road and great off it.
                  Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    ...seeing as he lives at the end of a rutted track in Sussex, he needs a tough 4x4 if he's not to be stuck during rainy weather as well as snow. Any recommendations for a 4x4 up to £20K.
                    Effectiveness more improtant than style. Don't know anything about 4x4s
                    Buy a horse. No tax, no insurance. Cheap to run. if you are French you can even eat it.
                    The way the country is being run; we will all be back in the stone age sooner rather than later. The collapse of Europe is imminent. If you think about it, nobody during 1900 would have believed that prosperous Europe would be at war and Germans would be starving within 20 years.

                    I am going for a cup of tean now.
                    Last edited by Paddy; 21 November 2012, 14:19.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #30
                      Most of the ones listed so far will struggle to get 25mpg. Considering the ever escalating price of fuel. I'd have a look to see if any on this list suits.

                      http://www.whatcar.com/car-news/what...updated/259938

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