Should I tell my friend about what his wife is up to?

[BrilloPad]

I missed 'shagging that bird who sent him naughty piccies' in that list.

Not sure I want to. Could you deputize for me? Or should I get old hack in?

[Mich the Tester]

Not sure I want to. Could you deputize for me? Or should I get old hack in?

PM Old Hack.

I'm not travelling across the North Sea to shag some builder's wife when I've got Lady Tester and a tub of blancmange at home.

[BrilloPad]

Then get on with having a life of your own.

What fooking life? Its all work, kids, sleep and exercise. The only thing that makes work bearable is cuk. Does that give you an idea how bad it is?

[Zippy]

No. Keep your nose out.

[DimPrawn]

PM Old Hack.

I'm not travelling across the North Sea to shag some builder's wife when I've got Lady Tester and a tub of blancmange at home.

Which one are you going to eat first?

[MyUserName]

I do not, for one moment, think any of this is true however if it was then the best thing you can do is to mind your own business and keep your mouth shut.

You say that they are separating anyway so it will not do anything more than cause pointless trouble and cause tension between you and your friend.

[Mich the Tester]

What fooking life? Its all work, kids, sleep and exercise. The only thing that makes work bearable is cuk. Does that give you an idea how bad it is?

Doesn't exercise get you both going?

Good session of kettlebell training together, work up a sweat then do the eco-friendly showering together thing.

[Robinho]

What fooking life? Its all work, kids, sleep and exercise. The only thing that makes work bearable is cuk. Does that give you an idea how bad it is?

Sounds like you need to spice up your life by instigating an affair with a close friend's wife.

[BrilloPad]

Doesn't exercise get you both going?

Good session of kettlebell training together, work up a sweat then do the eco-friendly showering together thing.

I have not heard of that position before - please elucidate me.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like you need to spice up your life by instigating an affair with a close friend's wife.

I think that's what BP is hoping for.

Good luck. Once you go down that route there's no turning back.....