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Racist Card played too many times?
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Originally posted by stek View Post
racism is an evil, so the fact that it's even in the newspaper means that the referee should be hung. and not by his neck
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I don't know what the World is coming to, are there no Fuzzy-wuzzies left who will do it doggie-style for a potato? Seems not...Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI don't know what the World is coming to, are there no Fuzzy-wuzzies left who will do it doggie-style for a potato? Seems not...
there's a potato shortage
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou want to come round my street mate.
there's a potato shortage
Him: We're having a Ceilidh tonight, lots of drink, and lot's of lovemaking....
Me: Excellent! Who's going?
Him: Just the two of us.....Comment
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Chelsea, pot, kettle. I liked the comment from club chairman Bruce Buck:
Asked whether the referee might have used the phrase 'I don't give a monkey's...", Buck confessed he was not familiar with the expression.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I'm just waiting to be called a 'White Anglo Saxon Protestant.'“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostReminds of my first night in Scotland, 1994........
Him: We're having a Ceilidh tonight, lots of drink, and lot's of lovemaking....
Me: Excellent! Who's going?
Him: Just the two of us.....
Jimmy S - 'looking forward to the orgy tonight'
Gary G 'ooh yes. just love sh@gging 28 year olds'
EO -'whats so special about 28 year olds'
Jimmy S - 'they are so innocent and sexy'
Gary G - 'and there are twenty of them'
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostChelsea, pot, kettle. I liked the comment from club chairman Bruce Buck:
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Chelsea actually have a history of this, reporting officials, about 3-4 times and they've either been found wrong or have dropped it before it went any further.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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