******* kids

[SupremeSpod]

9/10

And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.

[suityou01]

And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.

[MarillionFan]

And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.

Errrrr. I wouldn't boast too much. Both my kids slept through the night as babies but as soon as they could walk and talk they start to appear in our room, emerging from the darkness wailing from a nightmare or needing the toilet like something from a horror film.

Quoting this for posterity.

[fullyautomatix]

My little princess was up at 5 am today but a spank and some shouting was enough to make her go right back to sleep.

[SimonMac]

Our offspring prefers sky news. That said he won't be awake for another half hour. He likes his sleep.

If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too

[fullyautomatix]

If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too

:

Harsh but fair

[speling bee]

If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too

Another chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.

[FiveTimes]

Whats the problem, has one of the kids taken your mantle of betwetter ?

How come you just didnt send them back to bed ???

[SupremeSpod]

Another chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.

Did nobody tell you that the protocols were a hoax?

For a conspiracy theorist you're not very with it, are you?

[SimonMac]

Whats the problem, has one of the kids taken your mantle of betwetter ?

How come you just didnt send them back to bed ???

Other way round, he is jealous now SY06 is dry all night now