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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Whats the problem, has one of the kids taken your mantle of betwetter ?

    How come you just didnt send them back to bed ???
    Other way round, he is jealous now SY06 is dry all night now

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Another chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.
    Did nobody tell you that the protocols were a hoax?

    For a conspiracy theorist you're not very with it, are you?

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Whats the problem, has one of the kids taken your mantle of betwetter ?

    How come you just didnt send them back to bed ???

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too
    Another chapter of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' for bedtime story puts him out like a light.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too

    :

    Harsh but fair

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Our offspring prefers sky news. That said he won't be awake for another half hour. He likes his sleep.
    If I was him around you I would pretend to sleep all day too

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  • fullyautomatix
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    My little princess was up at 5 am today but a spank and some shouting was enough to make her go right back to sleep.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.
    Errrrr. I wouldn't boast too much. Both my kids slept through the night as babies but as soon as they could walk and talk they start to appear in our room, emerging from the darkness wailing from a nightmare or needing the toilet like something from a horror film.

    Quoting this for posterity.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    9/10
    And he's bathed and in bed by 7pm without a murmur until morning. Read and weep Suity, read and weep.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Our offspring prefers sky news. That said he won't be awake for another half hour. He likes his sleep.
    9/10

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Sunday mornings are great. My little ray of sunshine has been awake since 450.

    She's too young to even appreciate CBeebies.
    Our offspring prefers sky news. That said he won't be awake for another half hour. He likes his sleep.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So you could have been postal
    FTFY

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Sunday mornings are great. My little ray of sunshine has been awake since 450.

    She's too young to even appreciate CBeebies.
    So you could have been posting

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Er watch out, I'm shattered and very grumpy
    Sunday mornings are great. My little ray of sunshine has been awake since 450.

    She's too young to even appreciate CBeebies.

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