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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostYou need to go back on your meds
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How did they let you type on a keyboard ?Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Look, just cos I donate sperm, model for c0ck prosthesis, offer guidance to lesbians and squares ... Doesn't make me badOriginally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWAPS
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostLook, just cos I donate sperm, model for c0ck prosthesis, offer guidance to lesbians and squares ... Doesn't make me bad
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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FFS.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI have a cracking sense of humour, I also have a fantastic BS detector.
I don't want to swap wives, MF told me your's had an asshole like a mine shaft, and a fanny like baklava, so I'll stick with what I have thanks.
To be fair, you're the only CUkker who makes the Schlong look like a paragon of wit and humour.
Hard Brexit now!
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...and you make Walter Mitty look like the last bastion of the truth.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFFS.
To be fair, you're the only CUkker who makes the Schlong look like a paragon of wit and humour.
I think I'd settle for mine thanks.Comment
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Oh everyone is being nasty to each other & BS'ing it must be Friday. I'd like to join in, but my jet lag has kicked in and I'm up early planning another hectic day in the life of a senior executive. May go out for a run just after 6, then back to the gym for some boxercise before a healthy breakfast.Originally posted by Old Hack View Post...and you make Walter Mitty look like the last bastion of the truth.
I think I'd settle for mine thanks.
Or may just skip the lot and go for a fry up.
Decisions, decisions.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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