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    #41
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I have a cracking sense of humour, I also have a fantastic BS detector.

    I don't want to swap wives, MF told me your's had an asshole like a mine shaft, and a fanny like baklava, so I'll stick with what I have thanks.


    WTF

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      #42
      Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
      You need to go back on your meds

      WAPS

      How did they let you type on a keyboard ?
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #43
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        WAPS

        How did they let you type on a keyboard ?
        Look, just cos I donate sperm, model for c0ck prosthesis, offer guidance to lesbians and squares ... Doesn't make me bad

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          #44
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          Look, just cos I donate sperm, model for c0ck prosthesis, offer guidance to lesbians and squares ... Doesn't make me bad
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            I have a cracking sense of humour, I also have a fantastic BS detector.

            I don't want to swap wives, MF told me your's had an asshole like a mine shaft, and a fanny like baklava, so I'll stick with what I have thanks.
            FFS.
            To be fair, you're the only CUkker who makes the Schlong look like a paragon of wit and humour.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #46
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              FFS.
              To be fair, you're the only CUkker who makes the Schlong look like a paragon of wit and humour.
              ...and you make Walter Mitty look like the last bastion of the truth.

              I think I'd settle for mine thanks.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                ...and you make Walter Mitty look like the last bastion of the truth.

                I think I'd settle for mine thanks.
                Oh everyone is being nasty to each other & BS'ing it must be Friday. I'd like to join in, but my jet lag has kicked in and I'm up early planning another hectic day in the life of a senior executive. May go out for a run just after 6, then back to the gym for some boxercise before a healthy breakfast.

                Or may just skip the lot and go for a fry up.

                Decisions, decisions.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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