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I Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou want to compare "oh I think, they think, I think" dribble with Euler's equations...
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Coke bottle shaped?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Indeed, but it's rather like a lady seen with the head and the bottom of the page; the last brackets remind me of a sumptuous pair of breastsOriginally posted by doodab View PostCoke bottle shaped?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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What about that little appendage at the bottom then?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.Comment
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There's one at the top too.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhat about that little appendage at the bottom then?
Posh shoes and a cool hat. All glamourous women wear posh shoes and a cool hat.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It doesn't remind you of a willy and two bollocks then? Good. Just don't think of it as a willy and two bollocks.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere's one at the top too.
Posh shoes and a cool hat. All glamourous women wear posh shoes and a cool hat.
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I think this says more about your mind than mine.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostIt doesn't remind you of a willy and two bollocks then? Good. Just don't think of it as a willy and two bollocks.
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Ha!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI think this says more about your mind than mine.

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At the permie job I had before I went self-employed that figure was 100%, some of them being MScs and doctorates. Nobody bragged about it, but they did fall over laughing when a sales droid presented his business card with "BSc" proudly displayed.
At the other extreme was a mate who worked in pharmaceuticals. He had lots of letters after his name on his business card because it got him meetings with senior doctors.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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