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    #41
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    So what is x then?
    A real number.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #42
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      You want to compare "oh I think, they think, I think" dribble with Euler's equations...

      I Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #43
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.
        Coke bottle shaped?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #44
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Coke bottle shaped?
          Indeed, but it's rather like a lady seen with the head and the bottom of the page; the last brackets remind me of a sumptuous pair of breasts
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #45
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            I Like that equation; it's quite voluptuous. Wide at the top, narrowing at the waist and a nice sturdy pair of hips. Very feminine and quite erotic. Carry on please.
            What about that little appendage at the bottom then?

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              #46
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              What about that little appendage at the bottom then?
              There's one at the top too.

              Posh shoes and a cool hat. All glamourous women wear posh shoes and a cool hat.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #47
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                There's one at the top too.

                Posh shoes and a cool hat. All glamourous women wear posh shoes and a cool hat.
                It doesn't remind you of a willy and two bollocks then? Good. Just don't think of it as a willy and two bollocks.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  It doesn't remind you of a willy and two bollocks then? Good. Just don't think of it as a willy and two bollocks.
                  I think this says more about your mind than mine.

                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I think this says more about your mind than mine.

                    Ha!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Came across this website today.

                      "We have nearly 150 employees, more than 80% hold university degrees".

                      Reminded me of our own sasguru

                      Funny how different cultures prioritise different things to promote on their websites.
                      At the permie job I had before I went self-employed that figure was 100%, some of them being MScs and doctorates. Nobody bragged about it, but they did fall over laughing when a sales droid presented his business card with "BSc" proudly displayed.

                      At the other extreme was a mate who worked in pharmaceuticals. He had lots of letters after his name on his business card because it got him meetings with senior doctors.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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