What we've been saying for years...

[Mich the Tester]

Plus Italian women......mmmmmmmmm

[BrilloPad]

But mainly because I like the Douro region.

Hopefully that has got no internet access and the end of your senile musings will be in sight.

[BrilloPad]

I would settle for pics of Swindon women. Even if they are all lesbians according to DP.

[DimPrawn]

I would settle for pics of Swindon women. Even if they are all lesbians according to DP.

[SupremeSpod]

Rough as a badgers arse!

[BrilloPad]

Is that a diary of the girls you sh4gged in 2011?

[Old Hack]

I have lived and worked abroad, but something keeps bringing me back. I love the smell of freshly cut grass in late spring, of the smell rain makes in summer. I love the British humour, pubs. I love all our sports, I just like it here.

I have a place in France which sates when I have had a barnett full of the tulipe one sometimes feels about living here, and then a few weeks later, yearn for England again. It really isn't as bad as it seems.

No matter how much I try and dislike living in England, I just can't.

[DimPrawn]

I have lived and worked abroad, but something keeps bringing me back. I love the smell of freshly cut grass in late spring, of the smell rain makes in summer. I love the British humour, pubs. I love all our sports, I just like it here.

I have a place in France which sates when I have had a barnett full of the tulipe one sometimes feels about living here, and then a few weeks later, yearn for England again. It really isn't as bad as it seems.

No matter how much I try and dislike living in England, I just can't.

Fair enough, you stay behind and fund the 3rd World immigration wave, trillion £££ debt mountain and public sector pension pots.

Enjoy.

[Old Hack]

Fair enough, you stay behind and fund the 3rd World immigration wave, trillion £££ debt mountain and public sector pension pots.

Enjoy.

After taking an awfully large amount out of the pension pots ourselves over the past 13 years, it's a bit yin/yang to complain about it. Besides, we do have a plan B, and it's one we think is fairly good thanks.

[Mich the Tester]

Bottom, second from left; Cheire Blair's head photoshopped onto a model.