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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in
    #51: Are you, or have your ever been on the UK Sex Offenders Register?

    #52: Does your current occupational title include the letters 'paedeo'?

    #53: Are you remotely civilised, or even a bit posh, so that 'normal' (slag/chav) parents will immediately turn upon you, pour petrol over you, and burn you to death, chanting 'ugh! kill the paedeo! ugh!, EEENGERLUUND'?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #12
      AAAhhhhhh!! You're just an old soft really aren't you

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        #13
        Originally posted by John Galt
        AAAhhhhhh!! You're just an old soft really aren't you
        The archaeological record shows that 'giant' alien lizards, were, in fact, only 3.8cm tall, and couldn't even fit a garden pea in their tiny, ever-yapping, gobs!
        Last edited by bogeyman; 21 June 2006, 13:47. Reason: unit conversion error

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Oooooooooooooo... cutting.
          That Ray Harryhausen did wonders for your image though.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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