Losing the will to live...

[bogeyman]

Oooooooooooooo... cutting.

That Ray Harryhausen did wonders for your image though.

[bogeyman]

AAAhhhhhh!! You're just an old soft really aren't you

The archaeological record shows that 'giant' alien lizards, were, in fact, only 3.8cm tall, and couldn't even fit a garden pea in their tiny, ever-yapping, gobs!

[John Galt]

AAAhhhhhh!! You're just an old soft really aren't you

[bogeyman]

Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in

#51: Are you, or have your ever been on the UK Sex Offenders Register?

#52: Does your current occupational title include the letters 'paedeo'?

#53: Are you remotely civilised, or even a bit posh, so that 'normal' (slag/chav) parents will immediately turn upon you, pour petrol over you, and burn you to death, chanting 'ugh! kill the paedeo! ugh!, EEENGERLUUND'?

[John Galt]

Oh good grief - no wonder you are losing the will to live

Let's face it Zeit you are not exactly well known for your sensitivity

[hyperD]

Oh good grief, another cultural Marxist word: wellbeing.

FFS!

Q: How can you tell when a company is making large profits?
A: It's just created a Human Resources division.

[zeitghost]

Ok.

Here's one...

Pastoral Care and Welfare

Covers the welfare and wellbeing of students and staff within ....blah blah

Show sensitivity to those who may need help or in extreme cases are showing obvious signs of distress?
Initiate appropriate action by involving relevant people?

[NO blanked out, so not an option, which the one I'd have ticked.
A (frequently)
B (not so frequently)

etc. etc. etc.

They've left out C (my preferred option): Who gives a tulip?

[Swamp Thing]

Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in.

To justify my job grade.

It has to be returned by the 21st of July.

Wonder if I give my notice in today if I still have to fill the fecker in...

Zeit, I've got a questionnaire to fill out on food standards in our canteen. Wanna swap? We could probably do a better job of each other's form.

[Andyw]

What does thee do for a living then?

I.T. Obviously !

[Fungus]

What does thee do for a living then?

[PRC1964]

Post the questions here and we'll give you some suggestions as to how you should answer.

[John Galt]

Come on Zeit - read out the questions and we'll all help

[wendigo100]

And I'm currently bored tulipless.

The next lambing season must seem ages away...

[zeitghost]

Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in.

To justify my job grade.

It has to be returned by the 21st of July.

Wonder if I give my notice in today if I still have to fill the fecker in...