Originally posted by Old Hack
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostDo you watch? Do you get jealous when she cums harder than you ever see at home?
I'm actually quite glad you left england, as it raised the average IQ of both countries in one swoop.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHow do you go toe to toe on skype? Is it a pervie game or something?
What is it today, Bundy? Coopers? Vodka? I'd say Vodka, for that normally makes people speak as much tulipe as you do.
If you're so rich, why don't you fly over this weekend and go toe to toe properly? I am sure a First class return isn't out of your league, given you have enough to retire on.
Libya's still tulip by the way, not too sure Egypt or Tunisia is much better, and Morroco is a tinder box. You can keep your southern med. Me, I prefer southern europe in the northern med meeself
You are too boring.
PM me your wife's email and we can set up a skwank session. I'll do more for her from oz than you can do from your front room in Grimsby.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostYou are too old for this pal.
You are too boring.
PM me your wife's email and we can set up a skwank session. I'll do more for her from oz than you can do from your front room in Grimsby.
Seems apt you want to get it on camming with women though, as yuo sure aint going to get some in the real world.
It's vodka isn't it, I'm right aren't i?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostBut shes out doing some n'er do wells for their money Aussielover, the ones who can't get women on their own, so spend the night wanking, drinking and projecting.
Seems apt you want to get it on camming with women though, as yuo sure aint going to get some in the real world.
It's vodka isn't it, I'm right aren't i?Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostI'm sober pal. 2 beers after work then gym, now relaxing. Tomorrow gym, breakfast with girl then barefoot bowls, festival on Sunday. What are you up to? Putting a new lock on your cellar?
It's ok to change my mind isn't it? It's Gin, definitely. Final answer,Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI'm right, it's Vodka isn't it. Maybe Gin, Gin damages the brain cells, so it could be Gin. You're posting tulipe that could come from too much Gin.
It's ok to change my mind isn't it? It's Gin, definitely. Final answer,
Anyway, I'm off, I wish you all the best for your weekend.
I don't know you, I dont wish you any harm. This is just a bit of wind down for me .
Later!Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostI'm sober as a judge pal.
Anyway, I'm off, I wish you all the best for your weekend.
I don't know you, I dont wish you any harm. This is just a bit of wind down for me .
Later!Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostI'm sober pal. 2 beers after work then gym, now relaxing. Tomorrow gym, breakfast with girl then barefoot bowls, festival on Sunday. What are you up to? Putting a new lock on your cellar?
What type of gym work are you talking about?Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostI'm sober as a judge pal.
Drunken judge jailed
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