CUK village idiot position is now filled

[lORD lUCAN]

Yes I am quite well endowed, thank you.

, next..

[Clownio]

When were the interviews?

Nobody told me

[Mailman]

ever since I said I was waiting for a house -price crash so I could buy up more property.

You and me both buddy! Come on house crash! Perhaps we need another terrorist attack to bring prices down in a hurry?

Mailman

[supremepods]

You and me both buddy! Come on house crash! Perhaps we need another terrorist attack to bring prices down in a hurry?

Mailman

Buddy ???

Are you still here Mailman you fucking idiot ?

If you really did have any money you wouldn't be waiting around for a price crash you'd just be getting on with it like the rest of us. As for preying for Terrorist attacks ? Really - you've just showed yourself up for the twat that you are.

[Emperor Dalek]

Well said, pods.

[lORD lUCAN]

Buddy ???

Are you still here Mailman you fucking idiot ?

If you really did have any money you wouldn't be waiting around for a price crash you'd just be getting on with it like the rest of us. As for preying for Terrorist attacks ? Really - you've just showed yourself up for the twat that you are.

praying, got corrected the other day, thought i'd beat that tosser SAS to it.

[sasguru]

praying, got corrected the other day, thought i'd beat that tosser SAS to it.

You really are a low IQ, humourless ****** aren't you?

[lORD lUCAN]

You really are a low IQ, humourless ****** aren't you?

I see I have enough IQ to agitate the likes of you. How annoying for you.

[sasguru]

I see I have enough IQ to agitate the likes of you. How annoying for you.

Not really. You're annoying like a turd on your shoe is annoying and about as important.

[Xenophon]

Here is a list of put-downs for use by sasguru and lORD lUCAN