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sasguru replied

21 June 2006, 11:00
Originally posted by Xenophon

Here is a list of put-downs for use by sasguru and lORD lUCAN

Not really necessary Xeno. I can make up my own, unlike turd for brains.
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sasguru replied

21 June 2006, 10:59
Originally posted by Mailman

Perhaps we need another terrorist attack to bring prices down in a hurry?

Mailman

Maybe you ARE a contender for village idiot after all. The competition seems to be hotting up
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Xenophon replied

21 June 2006, 10:58
Here is a list of put-downs for use by sasguru and lORD lUCAN
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sasguru replied

21 June 2006, 10:55
Originally posted by lORD lUCAN

I see I have enough IQ to agitate the likes of you. How annoying for you.

Not really. You're annoying like a turd on your shoe is annoying and about as important.
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lORD lUCAN replied

21 June 2006, 10:54
Originally posted by sasguru

You really are a low IQ, humourless ****** aren't you?

I see I have enough IQ to agitate the likes of you. How annoying for you.
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sasguru replied

21 June 2006, 10:50
Originally posted by lORD lUCAN

praying, got corrected the other day, thought i'd beat that tosser SAS to it.

You really are a low IQ, humourless ****** aren't you?
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lORD lUCAN replied

21 June 2006, 10:42
Originally posted by supremepods

Buddy ???

Are you still here Mailman you fucking idiot ?

If you really did have any money you wouldn't be waiting around for a price crash you'd just be getting on with it like the rest of us. As for preying for Terrorist attacks ? Really - you've just showed yourself up for the twat that you are.

praying, got corrected the other day, thought i'd beat that tosser SAS to it.
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Emperor Dalek replied

21 June 2006, 10:42
Well said, pods.
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supremepods replied

21 June 2006, 10:41
Originally posted by Mailman

You and me both buddy! Come on house crash! Perhaps we need another terrorist attack to bring prices down in a hurry?

Mailman

Buddy ???

Are you still here Mailman you fucking idiot ?

If you really did have any money you wouldn't be waiting around for a price crash you'd just be getting on with it like the rest of us. As for preying for Terrorist attacks ? Really - you've just showed yourself up for the twat that you are.
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Mailman replied

21 June 2006, 10:35
Originally posted by sasguru

ever since I said I was waiting for a house -price crash so I could buy up more property.

You and me both buddy! Come on house crash! Perhaps we need another terrorist attack to bring prices down in a hurry?

Mailman
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Clownio replied

21 June 2006, 10:34
When were the interviews?

Nobody told me
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lORD lUCAN replied

21 June 2006, 10:33
Originally posted by sasguru

Yes I am quite well endowed, thank you.

, next..
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sasguru replied

21 June 2006, 08:37
Originally posted by Mailman

No, no...nothing so drastic. This iord iucan geeza had the temerity to out sasguru at his own game, hence the sour grapes.

Was actually quite funny

Mailman

No actually the fact is he had a hissy fit and completely lost it. He's been on my case ever since I said I was waiting for a house -price crash so I could buy up more property.
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Emperor Dalek replied

20 June 2006, 23:02
Originally posted by TheMonkey

I'm sure he died after losing control of his car whilst tailgating someone who had a "Jesus Lives" sticker on their boot lid.

I think it was actually this he saw and he lost control in a fit of apopleptic rage.
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Mailman replied

20 June 2006, 22:49
Originally posted by AtW

Did Chico die or something?

No, no...nothing so drastic. This iord iucan geeza had the temerity to out sasguru at his own game, hence the sour grapes.

Was actually quite funny

Mailman
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