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    #41
    Re: re

    I speak both English and American
    Ezboard only speaks american hence Mussle DUDE.

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      #42
      Re: re

      "European and international tax issues [vague enough to give a new sense to 'meaningless']."

      That is only in there so that she can justify jaunts around the world at our expense for various 'fact finding' missions.

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        #43
        Re: re

        How about Alphabetti Spaghetti? Handily combines an adult literacy class with dinner.
        Dyslexics don't get the full benefit of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

        By the way, how did pasta get a reputation as a healthy food? In most cases, it is no better than peeled spuds and white bread.

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          #44
          Re: re

          Red Dawn is one of the most annoying "personalities" in NL.
          She is obviously not qualified to do the job with a BA in Soc. Sci. So how did she get it?

          I reckon she has something on old Tone and has been given the job to keep her quiet. :rolleyes

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            #45
            Re: re

            By the way, how did pasta get a reputation as a healthy food? In most cases, it is no better than peeled spuds and white bread.
            I never claimed it was healthy, only cheap.

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              #46
              Re: re

              how did pasta get a reputation as a healthy food
              Because Italians don't die (as often) of heart disease. They all die of lung cancer or in car crashes.

              We all die of heart attacks, so pasta is good.

              Welcome to the world of New Liebore.

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                #47
                Re: re

                When the day is dawning
                On a Swindon Sunday morning
                How I long to be there
                With Dawn who's waiting for me there
                Every lonely city where I hang my hat
                Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

                Is this the way to Primarolo ?
                Every night she steals my last Rolo,
                Dreaming dreams of substitution
                and test case law to save my skin

                Show me the way to Primarolo
                at this rate I'll be on the dole o
                Crying over Primarolo
                Where Hector sits in wait for me

                Substitution la la lala lalala
                MOO la la lala lalala
                Go direct ha ha haha hahaha
                And sweet FA in the bank account

                There's an alarm bell ringing
                Hear the song of Hector that it's singing
                For the sweet Dawn
                And the guy who's coming to inspect for her

                It's beyond the pale, she's a blatent kunt
                And she keeps me working through the wind and rain

                Is this the way to Primarolo....

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                  #48
                  Italian Death

                  They all die of lung cancer or in car crashes.
                  So there's hope for Franco yet?

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                    #49
                    Mansun

                    Song for Dawn:

                    He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool
                    Taxloss lover if the truth be told
                    Taxloss lover still lives in the War
                    Taxloss lover touching 74
                    Ah, come back to me
                    We want your money, taxloss
                    We think you are stupid
                    We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
                    We'll sell you down the river
                    Just remember that we said we'd deliver you

                    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
                    And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
                    And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
                    You're a taxloss, come back to me
                    We want your money, taxloss

                    He'll be your taxloss lover and his name is Bert
                    Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
                    Your taxloss lover into kinky sex
                    Your taxloss lover wears a cracking dress

                    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
                    And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
                    You'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
                    We're a taxloss, come back to me
                    We want your money, taxloss

                    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
                    And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
                    And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
                    A taxloss, come back to me
                    We want your money, taxloss

                    Taxloss, mod rock
                    Junk pop, chart hop
                    Mop top, swap shop
                    Who'd you nick your cliche off

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                      #50
                      Re: Bedazzled - Pete & Dud

                      Spot on Tony E. Well done that man.

                      I guess you can claim that £5.

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