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Jimmy Savile 'household name' sweep
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I wonder what DAG stands for (or stood for, as he seems to have high-tailed it)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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I feel very sullied by all this, as a innocent 14 yr old boy I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking to meet Deborah Harry in her bedroom. He never replied, I think I may sue!But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostI feel very sullied by all this, as a innocent 14 yr old boy I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking to meet Deborah Harry in her bedroom. He never replied, I think I may sue!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostI feel very sullied by all this, as a innocent 14 yr old boy I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking to meet Deborah Harry in her bedroom. He never replied, I think I may sue!
(resurrected from Light Relief where it went automagically and no one saw it)Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSeeing as she was 30-odd before anybody heard of her he probably struggled with the concept of fancying an adult female.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostWhen I was 12, Jim Fixed It For Me to milk a cow blindfolded....
(resurrected from Light Relief where it went automagically and no one saw it)Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Yeah, Freddie Star. Shocker. I guess despite being told as kids that you can't tell a sex offender by looking at them; you actually can.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYeah, Freddie Star. Shocker. I guess despite being told as kids that you can't tell a sex offender by looking at them; you actually can.
I once took my old granny to see him at the Mowlem in Swanage.
I Think she was expecting Billy Hanley.
Anyway, she was caught short during the performance and had to pop out to spend a penny.
On returning to the auditorium, Starr got the lighting technician to shine the spotlight on my granny as she hobbled back to her seat and enquired, and I quote, "Did you have a good dump love?"
It's a jolly good thing he's been arrested because it will save me a lot of money. If he's locked up in chokey, he won't be on TV which means I won't have to keep going out to buy a new set to replace the one I've just put my foot through.Comment
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