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And worms can fix this?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou are in a rut
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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think about it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd worms can fix this?
you'll be out in the freezing cold. holding hands withe missus. she'll say 'you are bonkers'
you will say, 'what shall we do to warm up'
then she will say
'lets go to the dog and duck and sit in front of a real fire and have a pint'
the worms were just a bit of bait
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why not take some lables off the tins in the cupboard, then glue them onto different tins ?
just do something mad before you drive us all mad
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EO used to tell us he could not get a job for years.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgeneral malaise ?
do something different. something out of character.
if you dont cook, cook.
if you do cook, get a delivery.
hire a sports car for the day, buy the missus a straw hat and a ribbon and drive down the town at 20 mph waving at the crowd
if you walk, get on a bus
if you dont walk, walk
just do the opposite of whatever it is you are about to do.
go into the garden with a torch and look for worms

Made the library his friend. He liked to read books.
Clever people who make money pay for these things for you.
Would you like to read books suity?Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostEO used to tell us he could not get a job for years.
Made the library his friend. He liked to read books.
Clever people who make money pay for these things for you.
Would you like to read books suity?
hey hang on a mo.
I was a single parent . and when the kid hit 15, I got a job.
in those days, not many single parents worked.
different era and ethos i suppose
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Nobody loves meOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd worms can fix this?
Everybody hates me
I think I'll go and eat worms
Big fat wooshy ones
Wee thin squooshy ones
See how they wriggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off
Suck their juice out
Throw their skins away
Nobody knows how much I hate
Eating worms three times a day.
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