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I would go for this one - I heard on the grapevine that if you haggle hard he will throw in two dozen plastic sledges... -
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Wot you offerin?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWot you payin'?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWot you payin'?
Depends. What you wearin' ??
(And do you take Maestro ?)When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I'm wearing a 1980s thin grey leather pencil tie, I'm covered in Cheetos with a big smile and nothing else.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDepends. What you wearin' ??
(And do you take Maestro ?)
What you payin?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm wearing a 1980s thin grey leather pencil tie, I'm covered in Cheetos with a big smile and nothing else.
What you payin?
Not you, ya spacker !!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm wearing a 1980s thin grey leather pencil tie, I'm covered in Cheetos with a big smile and nothing else.
What you payin?
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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Who in their right mind would ask such a question on CUK?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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MF's my subbie.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostNot you, ya spacker !!
BACS transfer only.Comment
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Erm, well, may have to pass this time.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMF's my subbie.
BACS transfer only.
Seen him in a leather mini and sussies before and it aint pretty....
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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