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Florida Fish and Wildlife Research Institute spokeswoman Carli Segelson says the eyeball likely came from a marine animal, since it was found on a beach.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Skipper the Eyechild?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Didn't Cliphead say he was having problems with one of us eyes?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Suggestions for the eye's former owner include the Lovecraftian creation Cthulhu, comic genius Marty Feldman, or Sauron, scourge of Middle Earth.
Courtesy of El RegLast edited by Sysman; 12 October 2012, 08:42.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell,well! That should win them a Nobel prize!
"Possible candidates include a giant squid, a whale or some type of large fish."Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostBe fair, they have narrowed it down more than that:
"Possible candidates include a giant squid, a whale or some type of large fish."And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Found on the beach...probably came from a marine animal !"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt's still all in the category of 'a big swimming animal'.Comment
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