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    #11
    Who needs hands:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      GB:
      Oh dear, I remember that. You'd think someone would tell him that handwritten notes rendered in black marker was not the way to endear yourself to bereaved families. Even a typed note would have been better.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Gentile View Post
        Oh dear, I remember that. You'd think someone would tell him that handwritten notes rendered in black marker was not the way to endear yourself to bereaved families. Even a typed note would have been better.
        Ah well, you know what it's like when you are bobble-eyed




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        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Who needs hands:

          You have to admire the control - particularly on the e.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            You have to admire the control - particularly on the e.
            Easy for a guy
            Me, me, me...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              You have to admire the control - particularly on the e.
              you is jokin

              thats got to be photo shopped.


              I have the most accurate , pinpoint saus, ever developed by God. and alls I can do is full stops




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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                you is jokin

                thats got to be photo shopped.


                I have the most accurate , pinpoint saus, ever developed by God. and alls I can do is full stops




                I can do bin lids. No skill required.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  I can do bin lids. No skill required.
                  i do mine in itallic
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    i do mine in itallic


                    I'm impressed.
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      i do mine in itallic


                      Italic.

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