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Nothing like a good bit of Puzzi spray on the carpet.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
£442? You could get your car professionally valeted nearly ten times over for that!Originally posted by doodab View PostComment
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That's not going to get the dog tulip off the hallway carpet though is it.Originally posted by Gentile View Post£442? You could get your car professionally valeted nearly ten times over for that!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThat's not going to get the dog tulip off the hallway carpet though is it.- Laminate floors
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Surely using a cat to clean the floor is animal cruelty?Originally posted by Gentile View Post- Laminate floors
- Get a cat!
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Puzzi spray!Originally posted by doodab View PostSurely using a cat to clean the floor is animal cruelty?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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