Dating sites

[EternalOptimist]

I tried this once and met a cracker. she was blonde, fit and gagging for it.
She was laughing , saying according to your profile you have all your own hair and teeth.
So I opened my tesco bag and showed her them...
She went to powder her nose, and never came back.


bloomin women eh ?

[shaunbhoy]

Average age of relationship about two weeks. So why only two weeks before getting bored

That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

HTH

sasguru

[BrilloPad]

That's easy. A woman has her cycle once every 4 weeks. Take a healthy sized sample of women and on average a cycle will appear roughly every 2 weeks. Hey presto! A real passion killer of an event. It all comes down to the statistics.

HTH

sasguru

Which is why god invented blow jobs.

[TestMangler]

Which is why god invented blow jobs.

And Anal

[DimPrawn]

And Anal

Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

HTH BIDI

[DimPrawn]

Jeez, there are very pretty women out there who don't seem to be too fussy if the basics are covered.

I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers, so no point in aiming low.

[TestMangler]

Yes, but check the size of her strap-on before agreeing.

HTH BIDI

Ah, so that's the reason for your apparent success in the skank department these days

Whatever floats your boat dude

[sasguru]

I've always found attractive women to be just as "accomodating" as the mingers...

Well why would they care? They can't see your ugly mug when they're rogering you with their strap-on.

[EternalOptimist]

Now that I come to think of it, I have never kn0bbed a bird called Doris. ever

has anyone here ever kn0bbed a bird called Doris ????


or Betty, for that matter

[tractor]

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Maybe if you put meaningless free shag it would deter the hookers?

NO, because then they get their pimp to charge you for the 'champagne'. The sex is always free