What an awful feeling

[thunderlizard]

That has never ever happened to me. I must be more dedicated in my not-a-morning-personness than you.

[EternalOptimist]

amateurs.
If you wake up half an hour early

ask the missus
'do you want that aspirin now?'
'what aspirin?'
'for your headache'
'but I haven't got a headache'
'well come 'ere then'

[Bacchus]

Actually I think the feeling as you reach for the toilet paper and find there's nothing there just edges it.

Always take a newspaper into the toilet people!

This is good advice. Could get messy if you read your daily paper on a kindle...

[alluvial]

Nah the worst is when you drive to the office, pull into the car park only to realise that you finshed that contract last Friday and you're supposed to be fifty miles in the other direction.