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Where's Northern Lad UK
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Try asking if you can spend your VAT money on iPads to take on a holiday that you're going to claim as a business trip and he'll soon be along
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Are you sure you're cut out for this contracting lark?
(There you go, it's as if he never left)"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostTry asking if you can spend your VAT money on iPads to take on a holiday that you're going to claim as a business trip and he'll soon be along
Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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His missus hasn't been around for a while either. Perhaps they've gone on holiday to rediscover their relationship.Comment
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Nah, he's lost on the Advanced Search page.Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostReading the First Timers Guides on the RHS ?
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He is in court fighting the divorce. I believe NorthernLadyUK will get to keep his nuts - which will give her 2 pairs.Comment
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