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Hunter Gatherers in pre historic Societies

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    Hunter Gatherers in pre historic Societies

    Anyone who doesn't understand about the difference between men and women, between hunters and gatherers
    between tough northerners and limp wristed southern poofters,

    should read this

    At EO manor, we have (had) this holly tree next to the driveway.
    Mrs EO decided it had to go

    did she chop it down , for the benefit of the tribe ? did she sh1te

    So I was out there today, waving me chopper about, and I eventually got the bastid down.


    do I get any credit ? like sh!te I do. now I have to lop the little branches off, apparently


    oh no. thats the gatherers job. with the loppers




    I wanna be a cave man. with cave man benefits


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    #2
    fooks up me choppers does holly it's one tough old mutha fooking piece of wood
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      fooks up me choppers does holly it's one tough old mutha fooking piece of wood
      stop posting when you are drunk.



      thats my job


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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Anyone who doesn't understand about the difference between men and women, between hunters and gatherers
        between tough northerners and limp wristed southern poofters,

        should read this

        At EO manor, we have (had) this holly tree next to the driveway.
        Mrs EO decided it had to go

        did she chop it down , for the benefit of the tribe ? did she sh1te

        So I was out there today, waving me chopper about, and I eventually got the bastid down.


        do I get any credit ? like sh!te I do. now I have to lop the little branches off, apparently


        oh no. thats the gatherers job. with the loppers




        I wanna be a cave man. with cave man benefits



        Can't you get the council to come and take your little Christmas Tree down, you limp-wristed southern poofter?

        EDIT: And seem as though you have a Mrs, why the fook don't you have many Birthday and Christmas prezzies worth of power tools for these sorts of jobs? She hasn't be buying you southern-man toiletries instead, has she?
        Last edited by nomadd; 22 September 2012, 21:18.
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          #5
          Why do northerners always whinge about a bit of honest toil?

          My gardener doesn't.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            It's bad luck to cut down holly trees.

            Agree. EO will be killed by a falling holly tree branch during a storm.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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