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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostYou are Bob and I claim my 5 rupeesComment
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Originally posted by filthy1980 View Postthat's racist, i might be indian but i have a british passport
You've made a very serious accusation there, care to back it up?Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIs it racist?Comment
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Originally posted by filthy1980 View Postthat's racist,I might be Indian but I have a British passportComment
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Originally posted by filthy1980 View Posti work in IT, the ability to read and write wasn't a pre-requisite...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI turned up at site with 3 broken toes. On a different occasion I turned up with a cracked rib.
I've also been known to turn up when I've had a bit of a cough
And you tell young contractors today; they won't believe you!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThat's nothing. I once had a broken leg and a bout of ebola but I wheeled myself in a chair through snowdrifts, braved minus thirty degrees with a windchill bringing that down to minus sixty, then just before I got to the office the clouds disappeared and the sun came out; it was nearly forty degrees celsius and there I was wrapped up in my Ranulph Fiennes Antarctic gear, so I peeled it all off to my shorts and t-shirt and trudged on, got in the office sweating cobs and feeling the pain in my defrosted toes, only to find there wasn't even a permie manager there to sign my timesheet!
And you tell young contractors today; they won't believe you!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I once had an upset tummy and was doing the most rancid f@rts imaginable, but I still went to work. One tiny little squeak of a f@rt bubble was enough to stink out the entire room, it was like the worst bad egg stink from the bowels of beelzebub concentrated into tiny molecules of nasal destruction.
I could have stayed off, but I soldiered on
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