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He had pilesOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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He said he offered you pieces of eight to rub preparation H in.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHe had pilesComment
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You'll say argh when I run you thorugh me hearty! Arrrrrrrrr!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostArgh? Pirates don't say argh. They say Arrrrrrrr. Me hearties.Comment
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no. because I am cutlessOriginally posted by bless 'em all View PostYou'll say argh when I run you thorugh me hearty! Arrrrrrrrr!
cutless, cutlass..? ....aw fergerrit
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The greatest pirate ever:

And as he says:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I'm from Somerset, I talk like a pirate every day.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Good mornin' fellow travelers on t' sea o' life, may your day be full o' treaaye and your rum never run dryOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Love Pirates AND Star Wars?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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